Posey's a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel—the quintessential lapdog. If she can't be on your lap, she wants to be as close to your lap as possible. Let's put it this way: At work today, she got the back two-thirds of my ample office chair, while I balanced on the front third. She had to be next to me (and I'll admit it made it easier to get my work done).
Fast forward to dinner prep time. She's underfoot. Wants to see what we're up to. If we're lucky, it's from the doorway. We're usually not lucky.
I had an idea tonight, though. What if I pulled out her blanket from her crate, and puddled it on the floor just outside the kitchen, in the dining room? Would she settle in on the comfortable perch, and watch the cooking from a distance?
It worked at first. She laid down like a very good dog. Then she grabbed her blanket, and started taking it on a tour of the house, stopping occasionally to shake it to death. I snuck a peek of her contemplating whether or not she could leap up on the couch with the corner of the blanket—which is big enough for at least 10 Poseys—in her mouth. She went for it, and made it.
I snapped this action shot of her shakin' it out.

Mission (inadvertantly) accomplished. I can cook without tripping on her, at least tonight!
-amy